Bill
Clinton virus............
Gets your computer to go
down on you from time to time. Also, conveniently forgets certain
data and gives inaccurate system information.
Lewinsky virus................
Sucks all the memory out
of your computer, then emails everyone about it.
Ronald Reagan
virus...........
Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
Dan Quail virus...............
Misspells everything.
Mike Tyson virus..............
Quits after one byte.
Evil Knieval virus............
Crashes your hard drive
over and over again.
Oprah Winfrey
virus...........
Your 200MB hard drive shrinks
to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit
virus...........
Turns your hard disk into
a 3.5 inch floppy.
Viagra virus..................
Turns your 3.5 inch floppy
into a hard disk.
Prozac virus..................
Screws up your RAM but your
processor doesn't care.
Dr. Jack Kervorkian
virus......
Searches your hard drive
for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres
virus.........
Your IBM suddenly claims
it's a MAC.
Titanic virus.................
Makes your whole computer
go down.
Sam Kinison virus.............
Your pc makes random loud
noises.
Microsoft virus...............
Forces you to reboot randomly.
Disney virus..................
Everything in the computer
goes Goofy.
Tim Allen virus...............
Appears helpful, only to
destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus.............
Bypasses the motherboard
and goes for the daughter card.
Saddam Hussein
virus..........
Won't let you into any of
your programs.
Valet virus...................
Parks the hard drive in
the wrong spot.
Tonya Harding
virus...........
Turns your .BAT files into
lethal weapons.
Joey Buttafuoco
virus.........
Only attacks minor files.
X-files virus................
All your Icons start shape
shifting.
Spice Girl virus..............
Has no real function, but
makes a pretty desktop.
New York virus................
Turns your computer into
an Apple.
AT&T virus....................
Every 3 minutes it tells
you what great service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
virus...........
Terminates and stays resident.
It'll be back.
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