KC JOKEFLASH     APRIL 2003    |    Vol.5, No. 4

Stay silly in a craaaaazy world.
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CONTENTS:
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NEWSJOKES
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KIDS PICK GORILLA BOOGERS AS FAVORITE SNOT SNACK
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[Thanks RC!]

Something 'snot quite right about the popular snack food being touted as the pick of the bunch being sold around Tokyo's Ueno Zoo

But it seems to have people going ape over it anyway.

Gorilla no Hana Kuso (Gorilla Boogers) are small, black and wrinkly objects with a sprinkling of white powder and no particular odor.

Nosing around a little reveals that far from being the mucus it claims to be, these Gorilla boogers are actually sweet black beans.

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DOG'S PET PEEVES
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[Thanks RC!]

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... NOT funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!!

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....STOP IT .

6. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.

8. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?

9. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

10.When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

11.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.



 
 
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JOKESITES
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A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
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A fruit juice named J2O has come up with this silly game.

Marketing genius or insanity? You decide!

J2O Game:
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp



 
Thanks to all who wrote in.
If I recycled one of your jokes be proud, you joker. 

Cheers!
Alex

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THE PUNCH LINE
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DEAR ABBY
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Who knows, reality is so bizarre, maybe these really are ACTUAL letters and from Dear Abby!

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their
apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much on me I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated women who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in
a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until
one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every
week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I
tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
When you told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years
ago and he is a doctor.

Dear Abby,
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a
ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a
baby this big be that early?
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.
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Dear Abby,
I know boys will be boys, but my boy is seventy-three and he's still
chasing women. Any suggestions?
Annie
Dear Annie,
Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever
caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Dear Abby,
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't
afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? Sam
Dear Sam,
Yes. Run for public office.
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Dear Abby,
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no
bad habits.
Rose
Dear Rose,
So would I.
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Dear Abby,
What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? Bess
Dear Bess,
Night and Day

 
 
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