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Y2K MILESTONE BANDWIDTH GIGAHERTZ CHIPS TRANSLATION PLEASE! MURPHY'S LAW & COMPUTERS LICENSE TO KILL? NETSCAPE SHORTCUTS BANANA VAMPIRES SEARCH ENGINE SUBMISSION Ah yes, Spring is coming to my hemisphere. Happy Spring Equinox! Here
comes the sun... Time to stock up on suntan lotion... well, maybe not quite
yet... how about time for some spring cleaning?
Y2K MILESTONEAnother Y2K MILESTONE was passed on February 29, a leap year date that occurs once in 400 years. This was the last big gasp of the Year 2000 technology problem. It caused minor GLITCHES in computers around the world.There still could be minor problems when the first quarter ends in March or when the year ends Dec. 31. Especially in computers that have not been programmed for a 366-day year. Our Y2K ALERT site offers help.
BIT, BANDWIDTH, BYTE
Bandwidth is measured in: Bps= bits per second
Todays Modems range from 28.8 Kbps to 56 Kbps (but 56K modems never
quite reach 56K).
GIGAHERTZ CHIPS ARE HERE
Take a look at our FAQs & Tips:
CALIFORNIANS GO GREEN!
Gnarly duuude! Make the easy switch to clean green energy for your home. No gimmicks here, and no hassles. Just cheaper, cleaner, better. Just like changing your phone company! This really is the best deal, and everybody wins! Get clean electricity
online:
SITES FOR SORE EYES
AltaVista Translations
GO Translator
And just for fun.... The Dialectizer
ONLINE SHOPPING!HOME IMPROVEMENT - AMAZON STYLEAmazon.com is now in the HOME IMPROVEMENT business. No more endless mazes and lines at Home Depot. Go online and get your tools (how about a handy leatherman as a gift?) and home renovation products (time to prepare your lawn & garden for summer?)! Use this link:
Shopping for Different Hardware?
KC TIPS
So what have you got files away in YOUR computer? * letters and documents (practically everything I've ever
entered into a machine)
This list is looooong! So you better ask yourself: IF I SUDDENLY LOST ALL THIS INFORMATION (due to hard drive crash, theft, fire, tornado, earthquake, alien invasion, etc., what would happen to my business, to me, and my family? ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS? Answer this question honestly. If YES, then you can skip this article and sleep soundly. Congrats! If NO, read on!! Murphy's Law - whatever can go wrong, will. I'm sure Murphy was thinking of computers when he came up with this! And Murphy hits everyone sometime! So it only makes sense to back up all my DATA on my computers. When was the last time YOU backed up your data? Do you have a backup drive? An Iomega Zip or Jaz or Ditto, or a CD burner or a tape drive or a second hard drive? You should back up ALL your data files. I mean, you can always reinstall software programs, but without all YOUR PERSONAL DATA, where will you be? Up a creek! NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY!
EXAMPLE: C:
Microsoft Word (subfolder)
Graphics (subfolder)
Microsoft Excel (subfolder)
Each day, back up the DATA folder and all it's contents. Store back up disks in a safe place, and make redundant copies at least monthly. Store these at a different location (in case of fire). Now, WHEN (NOT IF) Murphy's Law applies to you, YOU ARE PREPARED. Don't worry about backing up software programs. As long as you have the installation files on disk you can always reinstall them. Focus on backing up YOUR DATA. Don't delay. Do this soon. Set aside one hour. Ask someone for help
if you need to. Buy extra hardware if you need to. When Murphy hits you
will thank me.
WinTips
It doesn't matter where you get your lesson. Take a class at a community college. Buy a book. Or surf over to the kahl.net website and read the FAQ Tips section. In the WinTips section you'll quickly learn the RIGHT windows shortcuts! Bookmark our FAQ Tips site! WinTips,
WebTips, ImageTips, Shopping Tips and more:
Keyboard Shortcut Du Jour
Email and Browser
Email
Browser
Bookmark the entire list of shortcuts at:
AOTM (Acronym of the Month)
GUI
Handy Acronym Links (or HAL):
Acronym Finder: Look up 119,400+ acronyms/abbreviations &
their meanings
!!Hoax & Virus Alert!!BANANA VAMPIRES Damn it if i didn't get this ridiculous email. Can you say necrotizing fasciitis? The flesh-eating disease is real. But rare. And the disease has NOT "been able to graft itself to the skin of fruits". Not!! The scoop's here: http://urbanlegends.about.com/culture/urbanlegends/library/blbananas.htm Another good laugh. But if you receive a message or warning, remember:
PLAY SAFE on the net kids! SCAN for virii and VERIFY your emails here:
Now should I tell you about the Fix2001 internet worm that I just got?
Nah!
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out this great offer AND MANY MORE!Give the gift of gab:
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And that's about it. Now turn off your computer and go plant a tree. Cheers, Alex
THE PLUG
Marble Bridge Funding Group, Inc.
Technology. Use it appropriately. Put it in our hands. Kahl Consultants are always at your service at http://www.kahl.net If you got this far you obviously enjoyed KC News. Pass it on!
THE PUNCH LINEDotComGuy IS NUTS! An American man is spending the year 2000 living through the internet. To prove how much of the world operates online. Like it really needs proving. Mitch Maddox, a 26-year-old computer systems manager, moved into a house in Dallas, Texas on New Year's Day. He plans to stay there until 2001. He wants to live exclusively
online, ordering anything he needs online.
He legally changed his name to DotComGuy. And runs DotComGuy Inc. DotComGuy's first online purchases included shampoo, toilet paper, cleaning supplies and a meal. Oh, and can receive visitors in person, but cannot leave the premises himself. Nuts! EXPERT QUOTE
The Fine Print* CTRL: Control Key (there are 2 of these on your pretty
little keyboard)
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